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A collective petition to the authorities.
This long ago submitted idea should be accomplished as such:
After the reasons to present the petition matured with the members, after the members co-confirmed a great helplessness in solving many problems, after the awareness of a certain hard penury, yearning already became completely clear, the collective petition must be sent to the authorities without delay.
The petition holds tens points, which should encompass all our needs.
Every point starts with a PLEASE.
We, of course, cannot know what we are asking for, as we do not get to know this. Our needs far surpass our knowledge.
So behind every word PLEASE there is no further text.
The petition does not have an address, as we also do not know the authorities' address.
It is placed in an archive and is considered to be sent.